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Moodwear™
Your emotional state, but wearable.

Moodwear™
Existentialism
Merch for when you're questioning your Ikigai and purpose of being here,...

Existentialism
Sassy & Slightly Dangerous
Slay. Serve. Slightly unhinged. I’m not bossy. I’m the structure.

Sassy & Slightly Dangerous
Unhinged & Delulu
Delusion is the love language. Chaos is the aesthetic. Rocking the breakdown. Soft...

Unhinged & Delulu
Anti-Social Club
Loud words for quiet people with 1% social battery.

Anti-Social Club
Couple Roasting
Love you... but you’re insufferable.And we probably be together forever. Unfortunately...For couples...

Couple Roasting
Subtle Love Confessions
Quiet crush energy. For the feelings we rarely say out loud… unless...

Subtle Love Confessions
Emotional Support Merch
Because therapy is expensive and hoodies are soft. Tiny emotional lifelines from...

Emotional Support Merch
Emotionally Out of Office
For the emotionally unavailable but fashionably self-aware.

Emotionally Out of Office
Haunting Heartbreaks
Letters I never sent. Feelings I never unloved.For the ones who left...

Haunting Heartbreaks

Moodwear™

Your emotional state, but wearable.

Tarriffied by Your Vote | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Tarriffied by Your Vote | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Tarriffied – Economically Anxious, Emotionally Taxed | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Tarriffied – Economically Anxious, Emotionally Taxed | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Tarriffied by Your Vote | Unisex classic tee

Tarriffied by Your Vote | Unisex classic tee

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Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee

Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee

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Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee

Petrified. Mortified. Stupefied. Tarriffied. | Unisex classic tee

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Tarriffied – Economically Anxious, Emotionally Taxed | Unisex classic tee

Tarriffied – Economically Anxious, Emotionally Taxed | Unisex classic tee

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Existentialism

Merch for when you're questioning your Ikigai and purpose of being here, but still want to look fab doing it.

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

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Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Tote bag

Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Tote bag

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Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag

Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag

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Sassy & Slightly Dangerous

Slay. Serve. Slightly unhinged.

I’m not bossy. I’m the structure.

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

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PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Eco Tote Bag

INTERNally Screaming™ | Eco Tote Bag

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Unhinged & Delulu

Delusion is the love language. Chaos is the aesthetic.

Rocking the breakdown.
Soft chaos never looked this good.

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

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PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

INTERNally Screaming™ | Unisex Hoodie

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INTERNally Screaming™ | Eco Tote Bag

INTERNally Screaming™ | Eco Tote Bag

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Anti-Social Club

Loud words for quiet people with 1% social battery.

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Eco Tote Bag

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Hoodie

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex Sweatshirt

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TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee

TIRED HUMAN™ – Still Functioning (Somehow) | Unisex classic tee

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PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

PLOTTING MY REVENGE... But First We Shall Nap™ | Unisex classic tee (dark)

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Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Tote bag

Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Tote bag

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Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag

Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag

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Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag (black)

Perfectly HAPPY being MISERABLE™ | Eco Tote Bag (black)

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Couple Roasting

Love you... but you’re insufferable.
And we probably be together forever. Unfortunately...
For couples who flirt by roasting each other.

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag (black)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Eco Tote Bag

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Hoodie

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex Sweatshirt

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Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

Sugar Cane Mummy™ – Sugar Mummy, But With Discipline (BW) | Unisex classic tee

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My Soulmate™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

My Soulmate™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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My Test of Endurance™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

My Test of Endurance™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee (dark fabric)

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My Test of Endurance™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee

My Test of Endurance™ (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee

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My Soulmate (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee

My Soulmate (Couple T-shirt) | Unisex classic tee

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